Do Not Vote for Dick Gordon

Yes! You’ve heard me right! After months of advocating change in this site, after months of campaigning for this candidate.. I actually made up my mind.. DO NOT VOTE FOR DICK GORDON!

I’ve had a change of heart. I am now convinced that Villar can take us out of poverty because he’s that damn good or Noynoy can stop corruption because of his moral stand! I also believe now that Erap isn’t really a criminal and is actually a President that I’ll side with more than I will for teh Dick, I tell you now.. don’t vote for him!

Don’t vote for Dick Gordon because I want a candidate with a surname. I mean, Dick Gordon’s father died while fighting corruption but who cares, he’s not as famous as CORY or NINOY. Don’t vote for Dick Gordon because I want someone rich who came from poverty.. who cares if he’s been into several corruption scandals before, yes I’ll vote for Manny Villar over Dick! Don’t vote for Dick Gordon because he hasn’t been in jail before like my other idol, the guy who took him out of Subic, Joseph Estrada! Yes sir, I’ll take those guys over Dick Gordon!

Also, don’t vote for Dick Gordon because I don’t like people who takes a stand for what they believe in. I like people without an actual resolve. Don’t vote for Dick Gordon because he has an actual track record, what he did in Subic, Olongapo, Wow Philippines in the Senate doesn’t matter! As long as you’re being endorsed by Willie Revillame, OKAY KA SAKIN! And also don’t vote for Dick Gordon because PLATFORMS and actual RECORDS doesn’t matter, ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS HAVE YOUR MOTHER DIE AND YOU HAVE MY VOTE!

I’m also not voting for Dick Gordon because after I graduate I don’t want to have a decent job.. I want the system in our public schools to stay that way because we don’t give enough compensation to our teachers.. I want more doctors to stoop down the level of nurses and work in other countries. That’s what I want! That’s why I WONT VOTE FOR DICK GORDON!

Lastly, I want this country to stall.. more people without jobs, more people starving. I DON’T WANT CHANGE! THAT’S WHY I AM NOT VOTING FOR DICK GORDON!

/ps, if you didn’t detect my sarcasm then you’re a certified supporter of Manny Villar, Noynoy Aquino and Joseph Estrada.