Twilight Saga Download

I am actually granting everyone their favor of a download haven for the twilight saga books. A couple have requested for their copies but i am so tied up with work so I could not keep up with some of the requests. Well, as a matter of fact I am likewise doing myself a favor for this would be more convenient for me to cater to your requests.

As my philosophy goes, share your blessings. If anyone asks for these link, just share it! Okies. that's the only consolation i desire from you. Some of the files here were hard to find so please don't be selfish. Quid pro quo!

here are the links:

1. TWILIGHT
2. NEW MOON
3. ECLIPSE
4. BREAKING DAWN
5.MIDNIGHT SUN - Unlike the usual draft you see around the net wherein Chapter One was made available, this one includes the first twelve chapters of the book. Isn't that neat. You really have to thank me for it. heheheh.. My resources would remain unknown.

I've got a bonus for you my dear friends. I'm including here the Twilight Movie Script for your pleasure and Stephenie Meyer's The Host.

HOpe you'll enjoy reading. Please leave your comments. Please add me up to your account as well.

JOKE JOKE : Husband's year-end report(Parental Guidance)

Husband wrote his yearend report to his wife.........


TO MY DEAR WIFE:

During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days.
The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often:
54 times the sheets were clean
17 times it was too late
49 times you were too tired
20 times it was too hot
15 times you pretended to be sleep
22 times you had a headache
17 times you were afraid of waking the baby
16 times you said you were too sore
12 times it was the wrong time of the month
19 times you had to get up early
9 times you said weren't in the mood
7 times you were sunburned6 times you were watching the late show
5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo
3 times you said the neighbors would hear us
9 times you said your mother would hear us

Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because:
6 times you just lay there
8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling
4 times you told me to hurry up and get it over with7 times I had to wake you and tell you I finished
1 time I was afraid I had hurt you because I felt you move


The wife, in return, also wrote down her counter-report.....

TO MY DEAR HUSBAND:
I think you have things a little confused. Here are the reasons you didn't get more than you did:
5 times you came home drunk and tried to screw the cat
36 times you did not come home at all21 times you didn't cum
33 times you came too soon
19 times you went soft before you got in
38 times you worked too late10 times you got cramps in your toes
29 times you had to get up early to play golf
2 times you were in a fight and someone kicked you in the balls
4 times you got it stuck in your zipper
3 times you had a cold and your nose was running
2 times you had a splinter in your finger
20 times you lost the notion after thinking about it all day
6 times you came in your pajamas while reading a dirty book98 times you were too busy watching TV

Of the times we did get together:
The reason I laid still was because you
missed and were screwing the sheets.
I wasn't talking about the crack in the ceiling, what I said was, "Would you prefer me on my back or kneeling?"
The time you felt me move was because you farted and I was trying to breathe.