Friday, March 6, 2009

LOOKING BACK

December 19, 2005

 

 

I’m crying

Tears are kept inside

Burning the very soul of me

Flesh aching

Of sorrows unexplainable

Of unspoken madness

 

How three little words could pierce you madly?

Giving up logic for it

Exchanging  freedom and happiness

For an existence so miserable

 

 

I want to cry but I don’t want to…. It’s pathetic, what for? And why not? Nobody would understand, nobody would listen, nobody would care. I always thought that I have someone whom I could rely on. And yet, later in life I was fooled by the very illusion I refused to see. How pathetic, I was not clueless. I have always seen that he has the potential to hurt me. I have always been aware of his capability to ache me so much. I have been conscious and yet, I let him puncture me wounds of impossible healing.  I am bleeding to death… crying to death.. shouting…. Oooh, the agony I feel. So wretched, so sad, so life less…

 

 

 

 

HOW TO CATCH A LIAR

 

 

Expansion & Contraction: A liar tends to expand contractions: “I didn’t stay up all night surfing those porn sites” becomes “I did not stay up all night surfing those porn sites,” with an indignant look thrown in for good measure.

B-b-b-bad To The Bone: A liar might stutter, stammer, and otherwise wrap his tongue around his forehead.

Pause & Insert Here: A liar may pause and insert odd, non-word sounds into his speech to fill the uncomfortable silence. Ah, er, um, oh and sometimes duh are a liar’s vowels.

Grunts & Groans: A liar might clear his throat often and make other strange, guttural noises.

Let Me Qualify This: A liar tends to make judicious use of namsey-pamsey qualifiers such as ‘however,’ ‘sometimes,’ and ‘generally,’ stitching his fast-and-loose excuses with this limp, verbal pasta.

Could You Repeat That?: A liar might repeat the question you just asked in order to buy time.

A Trapped Rat: Once cornered, a liar will probably deny he’s lying. He’ll claim with a nasally whine and a pounding fist, that that he has no reason to lie. Uh-huh. You know better – he has every reason to lie.

Smooth Talker: A liar might talk fast. And smoothly and convincingly. Hey, no one said this was easy.

 

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Twilight Saga Download

I am actually granting everyone their favor of a download haven for the twilight saga books. A couple have requested for their copies but i am so tied up with work so I could not keep up with some of the requests. Well, as a matter of fact I am likewise doing myself a favor for this would be more convenient for me to cater to your requests.

As my philosophy goes, share your blessings. If anyone asks for these link, just share it! Okies. that's the only consolation i desire from you. Some of the files here were hard to find so please don't be selfish. Quid pro quo!

here are the links:

1. TWILIGHT
2. NEW MOON
3. ECLIPSE
4. BREAKING DAWN
5.MIDNIGHT SUN - Unlike the usual draft you see around the net wherein Chapter One was made available, this one includes the first twelve chapters of the book. Isn't that neat. You really have to thank me for it. heheheh.. My resources would remain unknown.

I've got a bonus for you my dear friends. I'm including here the Twilight Movie Script for your pleasure and Stephenie Meyer's The Host.

HOpe you'll enjoy reading. Please leave your comments. Please add me up to your account as well.

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

JOKE JOKE : Husband's year-end report(Parental Guidance)

Husband wrote his yearend report to his wife.........


TO MY DEAR WIFE:

During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days.
The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often:
54 times the sheets were clean
17 times it was too late
49 times you were too tired
20 times it was too hot
15 times you pretended to be sleep
22 times you had a headache
17 times you were afraid of waking the baby
16 times you said you were too sore
12 times it was the wrong time of the month
19 times you had to get up early
9 times you said weren't in the mood
7 times you were sunburned6 times you were watching the late show
5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo
3 times you said the neighbors would hear us
9 times you said your mother would hear us

Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because:
6 times you just lay there
8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling
4 times you told me to hurry up and get it over with7 times I had to wake you and tell you I finished
1 time I was afraid I had hurt you because I felt you move


The wife, in return, also wrote down her counter-report.....

TO MY DEAR HUSBAND:
I think you have things a little confused. Here are the reasons you didn't get more than you did:
5 times you came home drunk and tried to screw the cat
36 times you did not come home at all21 times you didn't cum
33 times you came too soon
19 times you went soft before you got in
38 times you worked too late10 times you got cramps in your toes
29 times you had to get up early to play golf
2 times you were in a fight and someone kicked you in the balls
4 times you got it stuck in your zipper
3 times you had a cold and your nose was running
2 times you had a splinter in your finger
20 times you lost the notion after thinking about it all day
6 times you came in your pajamas while reading a dirty book98 times you were too busy watching TV

Of the times we did get together:
The reason I laid still was because you
missed and were screwing the sheets.
I wasn't talking about the crack in the ceiling, what I said was, "Would you prefer me on my back or kneeling?"
The time you felt me move was because you farted and I was trying to breathe.

Friday, January 30, 2009

PROCLAMATION NO. 1699:DECLARING THE REGULAR HOLIDAYS AND THE SPECIAL (NON-WORKING)2009

Manila
BY THE PRESIDENT OF THE PHILIPPINES
PROCLAMATION NO. 1699
DECLARING THE REGULAR HOLIDAYS AND THE SPECIAL (NON-WORKING) DAYS FOR
THE YEAR 2009

WHEREAS, Republic Act (RA) No. 9492, dated July 24, 2007, amended Section 26, Chapter 7, Book 1 of Executive Order (EO) No. 292, also known as the Administrative Code of 1987, by declaring certain days (specific or movable) as special or regular holidays;
WHEREAS, RA No. 9492 provides that holidays, except those which are religious in nature, are moved to the nearest Monday unless otherwise modified by law, order or proclamation;
WHEREAS, May 1 (Labor Day) has been celebrated on its exact days as a long cherished tradition of workers who fought very hard to institutionalize such a holiday in the country, as well as an international event celebrated on such exact date;
WHEREAS, in order to foster closer family ties during All Saints Day, as well as to enable our countrymen to observe Christmas more meaningfully, declaring November 2 (Monday) and December 24 (Thursday) as additional special (non-working) day throughout the country will strengthen the family relationship by providing longer weekends and renew ties for a longer period of time, as well as to promote domestic tourism.
NOW, THEREFORE, I, GLORIA MACAPAGAL-ARROYO, President of the Republic of the Philippines, by virtue of the powers vested in me by law, do hereby order:
SECTION 1. The following regular holidays and special days for the year 2009 shall be observed in the country:
A. Regular Holidays
• Maundy Thursday April 9
• Good Friday April 10
• Araw ng Kagitingan April 6 (Monday), Monday nearest April 9
• Labor Day May 1 (Friday)
• Independence Day June 12 (Friday)
• National Heroes Day August 31 (Monday), Last Monday of
• August
• Bonifacio Day November 30 (Monday)
• Rizal Day December 30 (Wednesday)
B. Special (Non-Working) Days
• Ninoy Aquino Day August (Friday)
• All Saints Day November 1 (Sunday)
• Additional special (non-working) day November 2 (Monday)
• Additional special (non-working) day December 24 (Thursday)
SECTION 2. The proclamation declaring a national holiday for the observance of Eid’l Fitr shall hereafter be issued after the approximate date of the Islamic holiday calendar, or upon Islamic astronomical calculations, whichever is
possible or convenient. This end, the Office on Muslim Affairs shall inform the Office of the President on which day the holiday shall fall.
SECTION 3. The Department of Labor and Employment (DOLE) shall promulgate the implementing guidelines for this Proclamation.
SECTION 4. This Proclamation shall take effect immediately.
SECTION 5. This Proclamation shall be published in a newspaper of general circulation.
IN WITNESS WHEREOF, I have hereunto set my hand and caused the seal of the Republic of the Philippines to be affixed. DONE in the City of Manila, this 24th day of December in the year of Our Lord, Two Thousand and Eight.
(Sgd) GLORIA M. ARROYO
By the President:
(Sgd) EDUARDO R. ERMITA
Executive Secretary

This may be useful, specially to those in the middle of planning for next year.
Special Holidays (Non-Working)
• Ninoy Aquino Day - Monday, 24 August
• All Saints Day - Sunday, 01 November
• Last Day of the Year - Thursday, 31 December
Regular Holidays
• Araw ng Kagitingan - Thursday, 09 April
• Maundy Thursday - Thursday, 09 April
• Good Friday - Friday, 10 April
• Labor Day - - Thursday, 01 May
• Independence Day - Friday, 12 June
• National Heroes Day - 31 of August
• Bonifacio Day - 30 November
• Christmas Day - 25 December
• End of Ramadan - 20 September

Mr. Kweky (Kwek-kwek foodcart biznez) quail egg biz

a minimum of Php7,000.00 capital is more than enough

Foodcart Assembly:
* 3, 000 = Trisikad - surplus (could be second-hand)
* 2,000 = Accessories (oven, sauce bottle, tray, big umbrella, uniform including a t-shirt, a face towel, and a cap. )

For kwek-kwek(quail egg):
* 700 (computation below)

625 = 500pcs quail eggs X 1.25¢ each egg
75 = ingredients for the sauce and the egg coating

A total of Php5,700.00 as starting capital as per 500eggs lang. (Capital increases if you'll increase the starting # of eggs )


Earnings Breakdown

500 --> # of eggs
X 3 --> selling price
1500 = gross income for a day

1500 --> gross income
- 500 --> sellers fee (explanation below)
1000 = semi-net
________________________
[seller gets 1peso in every eggs sold. so, if they'll sell everything, the seller also have Php 500.00 . Big enough for a sellers fee.]

1000 --> semi-net
-700 --> expenses for the next day
300 = net income per day

in one month.

300 (net/day)
X30 (days in a month)
Php9,000.00 = projected income for 1 month.

9000 --> 1st month income
- 5700 --> capital
3300


in 1 month redeem the capital you've invested plus an extra income of Php3,300.00
so, for the next following months after the 1st month thewhole Php9,000.00 would now be your income. .


It doesn't need a big capital to start up your own bizniz. hehe


NOTE: I-actualize na unta ni nako kasu lang wla ko makita nga pwede mobaligya den kanang masaligan pud. hehe

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

message in the bottle

i so so like the movie, and since i could not find a copy of the letter here in the net, i have patiently watched and jot down the narrations of the letter in that movie.... and so, here it goes:


’m sorry i haven’t talked to you in so long. I feel I’ve been lost, no bearings, no compass. I kept crashing into things a little crazy, i guess. I’ve never been lost before, you were my true north. I could always stir for home when you were my home. forgive me for being so angry when you left. I still think some mistakes were made and i’m waiting for god to take it back. but i’m doing better now, the work helps me. most of all you helped me. you came into my dream last night with that smile of yours that always held me like a lover, rock me like a child. all i remember from the dream is the feeling of peace. i wake up from that feeling and tried to keep it alive as long as i could. i’m writing to tell you that i am in that journey towards that peace, and to tell you i’m sorry about so many things. i’m sorry i didn’t take better care of you so that you’ve never spent one minute of being cold or scared or sick. i’m sorry i didn’t try harder to find the words to tell what i was feeling. i’m sorry i ever fought with you. i’m sorry i didn’t apologize more, i was too proud. i’m sorry i didn’t bring you more compliments in every thing you wore and every way you fixed your hair. i’m sorry i didn’t hold on to you with so much strength that even God couldn’t pull you away.

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